...Padraig resisted the temptation to drop-out, instead half-heartedly sticking with the course in the hope it would eventually take a turn for the better. Deciding his best option was to not let school interfere with his real education á la Mark Twain, Padraig rejected all prescribed reading in order to instead study the works and ways of numerous original thinkers. These included (but were by no means restricted to) Edward De Bono, P.T. Barnum, Andy Kaufman, Ty Warner, David Bowie, Ronaldinho, Matt Groening, Eoin Kelly, Larry David, Thomas Edison, Ricky Gervais, Richard Linklater, David O'Doherty and Carlos Spencer.